Latest Tweets:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

image

(via dmw1024)

thebusiness:

GAAAH

thebusiness:

GAAAH

(Source: grahamefowler, via flower-bong)

zoejumper:

The Liam monster, my photo. Please do not repost

zoejumper:

The Liam monster, my photo. Please do not repost

(via thatbarngirl)

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via flomation)

I’m sure it’s obvious how much I’m in love with this horse..

(Source: blackstirrups, via thatbarngirl)

"If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors."

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: adimaho, via tyleroakley)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via tardiswanted)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via tardiswanted)